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  • Clean Cut Mickey – Merino Wool

    $32.00
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  • Heather Blue Mickey – Merino Wool

    $32.00
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  • Burgundy Mickey Beanie

    $30.00
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  • Black Mickey

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  • Techmo Super Bowl Champs

    $25.00
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  • Colorado Snowflake

    $26.00
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  • Canna-flage beanie

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  • The High Life Beanie

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  • Denver Barbos Rugby Beanie

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  • Denver Barbos – Hoops

    $26.00
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These beanies are designed to send old man winter packing.

Warmer than a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the first snow! On top of the highest peaks, in the back bowls and back country, on the sled hill, or snow shoeing thru the forest to grandmothers house you go, old man winter is no match for these eco-twill cotton beanies! When your brain is warm, your thoughts are sharp, helping you out smart that old curmudgeon on every front. When he does catch up, he’ll be shocked in awe and will only be able to mutter one thing, “damn! That’s a cold ass burgundy beanie!”

Now let me tell you what can happen if you face old man winter without a winter proofed Colorado beanie… Snow shoeing thru the forest to grandmother’s house you go when all of a sudden what should happen but a chilly breeze through a low valley rattles a decayed branch from its resting post.

CRACK!

You hear it the first time, the branch wavering from its anchoring post, barreling down in a whistle of agony.

CRAAACK!

But this time you don’t hear it. You would feel it, but you got knocked the eff out! Out cold. And you know what else is cold, that’s right, old man winter’s boney fingers wrapping around your legs dragging you deep into his icy lair. Grandma is worried sick! And you’re in big trouble. When you come to, eyes blurry, disorientated and groggy, you take a look around. Stuck in a frozen cave with that creep, ol man winter. Praying that Pop Eye and Rocky show up to save you before you get frost bitten by those cold ass dentures. Wishing you hadn’t given away your weed beanie for a beer at Snowball!

Don’t let this be you! Ol’ man winter is out there, waiting, lurking. Be prepared with a fashionable yet extremely functional B fresh beanie! When the two of you come face to face, you’ll be so very happy you did!